Signs of decline: Common Sense � person bringing a station wagon to a coin operated car wash vacuuming out the interior. He�d obviously neglected to consider the fact that he had it loaded down. There were boxes and such stacked all around the outside of the vehicle.Fashion effrontery in the a.m.: Guy at bus stop in powder blue velvet jump suit. If you can imagine how handsome a fellow that would wear such a thing is, then you might just understand how much this guy sucked.
Most ambitious thing I�ve done in quite awhile: Get up early enough to make it to a McDonald�s before they stopped serving breakfast.
How I feel today: Like the world and everyone in it is one cohesive creature with a straw stuck right into my soul.